You Want to Be a Good Cow? A good cow knows her purpose is to be milked A good cow loves to be milked A good cow moos while being milked A good cow loves milk in all of its forms A good cow’s favorite type of milk is her own A good cow will do whatever it takes to be milked A good cow moos when she’s happy A good cow has teats, not nipples A good cow has udders, not breasts A good cow takes good care of her udders A good cow grows big udders A good cow makes her udders her priority A good cow moos when she is aroused A good cow will regularly be in heat A good cow must breed A good cow loves to be filled by her bull A good cow moos, not moans A good cow is milked when she milks her bull A good cow is always thinking about her milk or her bull A good cow moos when she needs or wants something A good cow loves to feel full A good cow loves feeling her bull inside of her A good cow loves carrying her bull’s calves A good cow is aroused by her sensitive udders A good cow loves it when her udders are full A good cow leaks when she’s aroused A good cow loves to leak A good cow loves to cuddle and kiss A good cow believes clothing is always optional A good cow is proud to show off her udders A good cow will present herself to her bull when she is in heat A good cow will blush and moo at the touch of her udders A good cow prefers mooing to speaking You want to be a good cow. You are a good cow. Aren’t you?